It's 2004 and I'm as lazy as ever and haven't updated shit.
Lets start with December 31 2003.
I went home after work changed into better clothes. I let me cutie dogs out, Ava and Milo. I then walked in to the kitchen and heated up this salsa and cheese thing that a I created. It had cheese from the jar for the bottom layer then I fucked up and dumped in sour cream (isn't that a food sin ruin your tasty dinner by dumping gross sour cream on it?) the next layer was hot salsa (Jon likes it so hot it's gross) for the next layer I put on more cheese then medium salsa and finished it with lettuce and shredded cheese.
So that salsa thing is heating up in the oven while I'm sitting back drinking some Bud Light. I woof the dinner down and the beer. It was wonderful. While I'm in the middle of scrubbing. Jenny my sister shows up (who by the way hasn't e-mailed pictures from that night) she looks at my food like it's disease. So she's hungry of course I'm still hungry. Jon walks in next he's wanting beer. So, I give him my debt card and send him off to the store. Mean while Jen and I order Pizza Hut cheese breadsticks and 2 litter of Pepsi.
Pizza man comes, Jenny and I are quick with stuffy are faces. In walks Jon with my beer, oh wait he didn't buy Bud Light
he bought Boulevard unfiltered wheat! He tries to tell me they are all sold out. I find this hard to believe but let it go since it's beer. Jon finishes off the rest of the food. I must say I find this beer very delish.
I am tipsy and cut Jon's hair and do Jen's make up. I did a ton of sparkles on her face and on mine. I get a call from my other sister Rachel. I am to meet her in the parking garage at ten. I ask if she is festive, she seems frightened by this and replies that she does have make up on.
Well Jen, Jon and I finish food and our drinks (Jenny is a Pepsi person at this point). We load up and are of to the parking garage I find Rachel and she is not festive. I put on her bright blue and pink sparkle eye shadow also a shit load of Bee's Wax in her hair. She also got pretty girlie barrettes. We are off to Shattered FINALLY!!!
Well, it was your normal night I guess. This is the first time I ever went out. Rachel was drunk and dancing with the Tommy Hilfiger guy that I growled at when we first walked in. Later Jenny was getting doubled up on by two Mexicans. I had some tall ass mother fucker trying to dance with me and boy did he get rejected. Jon well he was drunk and didn't dance that much. I was dancing with Jen and this girl plowed into me and acted like nothing happened so I elbowed her. Bitch turns to me and says "There is no need for elbows" I reply with "this is how I dance" I continued to flap my elbows around like I was a chicken. I did it nice sharp and hard. She backed away and started staring I said what and she left.
I hate it when rude people bump into me, especially when I'm drunk.
Jon's brothers where their, Adam and Andy. It was great to see them. It seemed like it did years ago. I had a lot of fun talking to them. Andy even danced with me. His brothers are great guys but no girl better hurt either one of them. If I see it I think I would have some words.
When they did the count down Jen pulled out her phone and they time on her phone said 12:15 so I don't really know when midnight came but I was blowing bubbles and jumping up and down.
We left the bar I think when they kicked everyone out. I'm not really for sure. I do know that we went to I Hop later. This was going to be my first meal of 2004! It would set the standard.
Well, at I-Hop we give our name and wait in the colder part. In walks these six old people 3 grammy's and 3 grappy's. The women where whining. The men where groaning and sucking up to the cop. A big bench fills up inside and the women go in and the men stay and talk about how they are getting some. Like before I eat I want to hear about how 60 year olds are talking about humping! So they are seated way early, I go in and talk to Rach and Jen they say one of them is the Aunt of Josh Kroenke who is an MU basketball player. That they lady was going on how she was related to Josh and shouldn't have to wait. If that isn't tacky enough remember we are at fucking I-Hop for shit sake! So this one guy comes up the name taker and it turns out that they lovely party of old fuckers took his name when they called out "Green" so they could get seated earlier. That poor guy and everyone else like me had to wait an extra ten minutes because some tight ass old bitch didn't learn in kindergarten to wait her turn. FUCK RICH OLD BITCHES!!!!
So, finally I am seated everyone orders. I get a veggie omelet. Jon get's this one skillet that always makes him gassy. Jen got French fries and Rach ordered never ending pancakes. The food comes and it is gross. I remember almost falling asleep because I was so bored and tired. The waitress if you can call her that never filled my water. We saw her only 3 times at our table. I love that shit the waitress's do when they fucked up and hand you your bill and say things like "I hope everything was good" or "have a great day" trying to kiss ass at the end is fucking dumb. It only ticks me off. Well, Jenny my sister is a wateriess so out of pitty she got a good tip.
My first meal of 2004 was a veggie omelet from I-HOP. One thing I kept wondering and still am were where they veggies. All I could taste was cheese. It is what you would expect to get at I-Hop at 2 in the morning.
That was my New Years. First time I went out and I'm going to do it again, maybe next year I'll eat at Denny's instead.
